Have you been freaking yourself out too much of late because you can’t get a hard boner?

Are you trying to make outrageous excuses to avoid sex with your partner?

Say no to guilt-ridden nights and unsolicited advice from all the “what! You don’t get a boner” reactors.

It’s time for you to get your penis erect even firmer, grittier, and rigid than your fun-making, penile-shamming friends— and you can’t get enough of thanking syllables from your vocab tank for Sildenafil tablet.

So, what’s Sildenafil?

Oh, I know you hate chemistry and who doesn’t, but don’t worry, I am not getting into its chemical formula and other technical stuff.

Well, Sildenafil may be an alien term for you, but I am sure your childhood would flashback into your memoir when I speak of Viagra— those days when you’d make fun of your friends and their virility, or when you’d laugh off your lungs out watching absolutely hilarious Viagra scene from Scary Movie 4. [1]

Yes, you are grinning— you naughty lad for all your childhood notoriety is getting revolved around your head right now.

Well, enough of digression.

All I wanted to say is “Sildenafil is Viagra, Viagra is Sildenafil.”

YES! Now you get it?

No?

Viagra is the brand name or the drug name which uses Sildenafil as the chemical salt for activating your dead penis.

You intake it and HOLA— your penis enters the “300” mode and unleashes its animality by preparing itself to grind the next woman on your bed.

Note: Your penis is not entirely dead until it’s dead. Confused? Your penis isn’t completely dead until you have applied all the methods to make it hard. You have used different positions, simulations, sex toys, and unique ways to make it stand tall, but your baby-making shaft doesn’t care about your reputation, esteem, and sexual records on the bed.

*Don’t sob, ask your shaft to do it when needed the most.*

And if you don’t want to request but order your machinery to get tough during “tough” times, all you need is Sildenafil.

How does it work?

Sildenafil chemical loves taking a one-on-one battle with phosphodiesterase enzymes (PDE) — the enzymes which grab your penis by its neck and choke it to near death during sexual sessions.

*Ask your penis, “how was the near-death experience?”*

When administered in the circulatory system, Sildenafil weaves its web around PDE and silences their reactions in the body which prevents the penis from reaching new heights.

It’s basically the “chemical-stops-enzyme model” where Sildenafil uses the pause button on PDE-5 which ultimately creates a favorable environment for a massive erection.

Furthermore, it creates enough room for the blood vessels to carry the required blood in the penis for an erection.

Taking exciting ideas from Bollywood, Sildenafil is that possessive brother who spanks PDE5 black and blue because it blocks its sisters (blood) to get into the college (penis).

Generally, kids are barred from taking this drug (except certain conditions such as pulmonary arterial hypertension) although I am not sure how eagerly you wanted to try it in your adolescence.

Blaming Sildenafil and not your sexual desire.

One thing to note: It’s not a magic wand which gets into your system, wakes up your penis from long-slumber by serious cheek-slappings, and arranges a fantastic sexual session.

It may not work if you are sixty-nine (don’t go over the face value of the number but the context).

The efficacy of the drug shrinks to almost a big-egged zero if you are an old person, and you aren’t entitled to yell at manufacturers “give me my money back, you charlatans for the dick stayed shriveled throughout the sexual event.”

And yelling won’t work, pretty much like your shaft.

Sildenafil works best when you have sexual desire in your body, and without it— it’s nothing but similar to a cow eating bunch of plastics, i.e., zero contribution to the sexual experience, but plenty of side effects in your body.”

But how do I define sexual desire?

Well, it’s difficult to express a feeling but to put it simply, let’s us say “the urge to get laid.”

It’s not that you aren’t getting it up just because your friends and families are doing reasonably well into the sexual spaces and you want to be on the same page.

Your penis refuses to get up because you don’t/can’t have sexual turn-ons and stimulation, and you feel no urge to penetrate the chopper.

So, while you switch to Sildenafil for better sexual time with your partner, make sure that you play good adult games with each other to generate cozy intimacy rather than expecting it to behave as a supreme wizard which produces spontaneous results.

Making the precise schedule for Sildenafil intake

It’s necessary for you to make a precise schedule for administering Sildenafil because that will give you the best result without posing severe side-adversaries.

I know sex is an impulsive-heavenly act, and it’s then enjoyed the most; howbeit, with erectile dysfunction into the picture; you should plan your sex— much like you schedule your routine daily.

For example, if you are a night wood person, and admire getting into some real-quick sessions before bed, ensure that you are putting the drug into your system at least an hour prior to the adult playtime.

The onset of the drug starts from 30 to 60 minutes and stays in action for almost four long hours.

It means that if you are to lock your room for some sensual-stretch at 10 in the night, you may give the medicine a good go at 6.30 or 7.

Moreover, it’s designed to have once in a twenty-four span (not necessarily if you take pride in overdosing yourself), and it’s not the correct solution if you can’t resist wanking off or sex every 6 hours.

You’d be advised to take it thrice in a day in case you have pulmonary arterial hypertension, and you’re strictly prohibited from using it if you have been taking other erecting-medications.

And one more thing— don’t pour alcohol or wine together into your body as they blend to nullify each other’s effect making you the same old-impotent hog who’d most probably dread partner to leap faith and loyalty in search of some wildness elsewhere.

So, be wise and follow your doctor’s instruction— who knows— your manhood has no sun to set in a long time to come.

Here’s the cherry on the cake— get your generic-equivalent of Sildenafil at cost-effective prices, and save boatloads of money for gifting a beautiful diamond set to your partner.

By the way diamond and sildenafil work as brilliant sex therapies together.

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